十二星座殺價王

白羊座
老闆，痛快點！我付你原價的2/3，就這樣了！交個朋友嘛！……千萬別送！再見……”
老闆：“我沒想送他呀？……喂！錢沒給夠！
金牛座
“老闆，你知道嗎？我家有別墅兩座，私車五部，傭人……可是我要告訴你的是：儘管這樣，你還是要給我打八折，不然我叫保鏢收拾你！
雙子座
雙子拿出一個超級計算器開始計算成本，稅費……
老闆也拿出個計算器，開始計算盈利，虧損……
巨蟹座
“媽媽說，無商不奸，你這個奸商！
老闆：“我是奸商？……”
蟹蟹：“那你還不悔改？知錯就改還是好孩子，打折吧！”
老闆：“好好好！我這就打！……我是奸商~~~~~嗚~~~~~~”
獅子座
“哈？我買東西要交錢？憑什麼？你膽子不小！你收一個子兒試試？我……咦？老闆呢？”
(早嚇跑了)
處女座
你看！這個衣滼o麼大，袖子太長了，扣子不好看……總之你還是打折吧！”
老闆終於決定打折，可處女座又不要了，因為她也覺得衣服不好了。-_-!
天秤座
“老闆！凡事要講個公平，合理；可你的價格既不公平又不合理。你想一想，誰掙錢容易？我們辛辛苦苦工作……”
老闆：“我說，你還買衣服不？”
天蠍座
陰陰地說：老闆，可以打折嗎？
射手座
以閃電的速度選好衣服，以閃電的速度付款，以閃電的速度沖出商店。
老闆：好久沒有這麼痛快的顧客了！不過……他沒給夠錢……”
魔羯座
“前天買褲子，花了一百三；前天買白菜，花了三毛五……老闆，六塊八毛五賣給我好嗎？否則我這個月要超支。”
水瓶座
心中的小算盤撥得啪啪直響，一臉自信站在櫃檯前。一場爭辯賽要開始了。
雙魚座
慢慢的掏出幾個小零子，捧在手心，可憐巴巴的望著老闆，雙目含淚，不言不語。
老闆：你別這樣看我，沒用！……你……算了，就打一點點……

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